When one person piggybacks another, and then then person carrying the other places his or her hands on the keg, then a group lifts that persons feet into the air while the other is still latched on. The keg hose is then place into the mouth of the one holding onto the person, and drinks from the keg until their thirst is quenched.
Helena: "Hey Will, why don't you do a keg stand?"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"
by BreakingBacks June 6, 2013

Let's leave this place
by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014

by wierd simp March 31, 2020

by Jtheslimster January 7, 2015

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."
Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"
Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."
Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"
Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."
Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 12, 2007

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.
by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004
