common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 4, 2025

The Commoner Effect

When you’re a super smart person that hangs out with too many “regular” people and therefore lose your intelligence

“Riya, why did you get a 95 on that history test? Maybe if you didn’t go out to dinner with your commoner friends you could’ve gotten 100.”
^ meanwhile the “commoners” are just other people the same age as you
This is the commoner effect

by da riff April 26, 2024

Commonism

The lack or deterioration of common-sense within an individual.

I was startled when my engine stopped working, even though I knew my check engine light was on it was my commonism to blame for this unsettling situation.

by Kade Devros May 6, 2024