Moist Brownie

Like a wet willie but instead of inserting the wet finger into the ear canal, you insert it into the anal cavity of a female.

Guy: I'm going to give you a moist brownie.
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Bend over and I'll show you.
*Guy inserts wet finger into her anal cavity*

by Sarah E G...... January 11, 2014

Cosmic brownie

Is what you call a gay blackie.

Look, a cosmic brownie is sucking dick

by Keaton MW. Boltz February 19, 2021

Vanilla Brownie

When a girl shits on the ground during sex, and the man cum's on it.

Alex shat on the ground during anal intercourse so Felix came on it, thus creating a Vanilla Brownie.

by thepussaypenetrator69 May 30, 2015

cut the brownies

A sexual act of deficating into a small ziplock bag, then placing the warm lump on your significant other's face as they sleep, then, when they away, yell "Cut the brownies!" And pop the bag with a pin, causing it to splatter all over his/her face.

"How did the night with Jessica go?"

"Aweful, she didn't put out so I cut the brownies that morning."

by Bennyboy141 December 31, 2013

cake brownie

a person who is insecure or crumbly.

"dude is softer than a cake brownie."

"leave it to leonard to turn all cake brownie and make shit awkward."

"why you gotta get all cake brownie on me? do i look like i give a napkin?!"

by dorathexplora December 25, 2011

Brownie Poo

(N) When your poop is really hard and causes pain to the anus; usually causes constipation; can be very painful trying to push out.

Boss: Why are you late?!
Worker: Sorry boss! I was on the toilet, I had a brownie poo.
Boss: Ohh, why dont you take a seat? We all understand.
Worker: I dont think i can do that right now.. I still feel the burn...

by bla.. August 7, 2010

Brownie Punch

When a guy can't find the hole and continues to ram his rod forward in an attempt at anal penetration.

He's such an eager beaver that he'll probably brownie punch the hell out of the first girl that lets him knock on Heaven's door.

by Ravonus October 17, 2013