blow this lollipop stand

Let's leave this place

This party sucks! This blow this lollipop stand.

by CaliGurl73 April 12, 2014

Koala Keg stand

When one person piggybacks another, and then then person carrying the other places his or her hands on the keg, then a group lifts that persons feet into the air while the other is still latched on. The keg hose is then place into the mouth of the one holding onto the person, and drinks from the keg until their thirst is quenched.

Helena: "Hey Will, why don't you do a keg stand?"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"

by BreakingBacks June 6, 2013

Trexican Stand off

Three Way Mexican stand off

Me and my buddies engaged in a Trexican Stand Off

by Jtheslimster January 7, 2015

mac pro stand

A fucking piece of alluminum that cost 1,000 goddamn bucks

Bruh my mom bought me airpods today
stfu and watch my 1,000$ mac pro stand

by wierd simp March 31, 2020

Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.

"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"

by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

Stand-up philosopher

A Bullshit Artist!!

(From the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World, part one.")

Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"

Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."

Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"

Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."

Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"

Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."

Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 12, 2007

Lemonade Stand Girl

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.

"So, if the two of them are out on a date, who's operating her lemonade stand?"

by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004