Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Despite Clinton raising $112,000,000 , she's worried about a surging Sanders...

by Stressed-out Acton kid August 30, 2016

Burnie Sanders

1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)

2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN

1 : A gun that’s ready to socialize without a moment’s notice with others that have a problem (a shootout)

2 : something resembling a shoot-out
broadly : SHOWDOWN

“When all else fails, me and Burnie Sanders always ready to ‘socialize’” (Bernie Sanders is viewed as the ‘socialist’ of the Democratic Party)

by Orrkl21 October 11, 2020

maya sanders

Funny! Heyo Wassape!

The Maya Sanders wallet is amazing!

by Maya Sanders May 30, 2018

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Bill Clinton had a Surging Sanders during his presidency, which made his wife upset.

by Freude14 October 11, 2016

Surging Sanders

The act of cumming out of nowhere.

"I heard that Hillary was getting pretty frisky until Bill pulled a Surging Sanders!"

by surgingsanderz October 7, 2016

Colonel Sanders

Similar to being the recipient of a Red-Wristed Knuckle Bunny, but with more spit.

"Marty, I think your girlfriend a lot, but you should know she once gave me a Colonel Sanders behind the Captain D's."

by Tivo Del Nato March 9, 2017