When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
by AmberleeGray July 6, 2022
Get the Pennsylvania Roadside Oystermug. (Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.
Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.
by Wallacé May 16, 2023
Get the Nebraska Oystermug. by Sneakywalks May 7, 2020
Get the Lucky oystermug. When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.
For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.
by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025
Get the Buttery Oystermug. When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.
Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!
by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023
Get the Lucifer's Oystermug. by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017
Get the oyster magicmug. by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
Get the oyster folkstone woodlandmug.