arse pirates

homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other.
most commonly found in America and Greece.

may be mistaken for "semen jockeys"

commonly known as "meat lovers" or "poop pokers".
"boy band Blue are a bunch of Arse Pirates"
by ulises May 23, 2004
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arse burger

When a person 'eats' somebody's ring. The cheeks making up the 'buns' and the ring the 'meat' for one joyous arse burger. Often compared to the taste of Mcdonalds burgers(2)
(1)
Person:I love eating my girlfriends arse burger 24/7...mmmmm Mcdonalds

(2)
Person:Mmmmmm....arse burger
Person2:Put, my cheese burger down dude
by Shitballs July 08, 2004
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elisha's arse

The Best thing on earth! Just the right shape fucking amazing arse Elisha has! Looks good in everything Elisha should be a arse model! Not that her face isn't stunning but dat ASSSS!

Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!
Guy: have you seen Elisha's arse

Guy #2: hell yeah!
by Popcorn123 March 13, 2014
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arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby
most mackems are arse baby's
by harry clasper August 28, 2017
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arse banana

I just snapped off an arse banana.
by gottensbury June 26, 2011
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arse-ache

Generally someone or something that is a metaphorical pain in the arse/ass, causing aggravation or being a nuisance.
Finishing this report on time is getting to be a real arse-ache.
by Snuffle Grudger December 05, 2009
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arse master

to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.
you's aint nothin but an arse master bitch!!
by pip-sticks August 13, 2006
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