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by slimydragondildo March 8, 2024

Mitch-out

Word used to describe when someone takes the easy way out of something they don’t want to do. Usually a beta male trying to avoid their responsibilities. For example, when someone bids a ladder truck off of a heavy rescue.

He Mitch-out (matched-out) of his job today so now someone else has to do it

by Woberto October 11, 2025

Mitch Bond maneuver

When her bush velcro's to your neckbeard while eating her cooch

I was eating her hairy roast beef and i accidentally pulled the Mitch Bond maneuver.

by bighossrango October 30, 2025

Sub-Mitch

In the speedcubing community, there is a person named Mitch, and his PB is 6.25. He has only tied it once, even after years of trying, so now whenever anybody gets a time lower than a 6.25, instead of saying early 6.xx, you would say “Sub-Mitch.”

*cuber solving a cube*
Cuber: OH MY GOD I GOT A SUB-MITCH TIME!

by JYANoob December 30, 2025