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Michael

Basically the piglin love child of Ranboo and Tubbo on Dream SMP. He own a chicken and the chicken has another chicken (chicken-ception :D)

Headcanon: both Technoblade and Michael can speak piglin so they always talk in front of people on purpose to confuse them :D

Technoblade is the cool uncle, Tommyinnit is the chaotic uncle who acts like he hates Michael but clearly adore him very much, Philza is the chill, cool, swaggy grandpa, Ranboo is the more chill, doting father and Tubbo is the more chaotic doting father
Chat is the supportive neighbouring aunts and uncles

But we all love Michael :D
Ranboo and Tubbo: Hi Michael!
Michael: *turns to look at them*
Ranboo, Tubbo and chat: AWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHH

Michael: exist
All of us: 💞Michael our beloved💞
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Michael

Usually dates a girl named Julia and slays her with his 18 inch peen
Julia: Michael has a huge dick and he says I give the best head
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A pot smoking loser who won't get anywhere in life. He is so annoying and needy. Always either high or depressed.
He's such a drop-kick, he must be a Michael.
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Micheal; a homely, slightly annoying individual. Most qualified person you may ever meet, to eat ass. This does not apply to every Michael, infact, it is very rare to find this specific individual.
Look. There's Michael doing burnouts in the walmart parking lot!
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A person that nobdy understands that IS STRAIGHT
Michael is straight
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A Fat ass piece of shit that nobody likes, the only person that loves him is his mother .
Michael is an ass hole
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A guy who like to lick bums
"Don't be a Michael"
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