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LP

A state of constant procrastination.

Anyone (typically an employee) who takes excessive liberties within an organization with limited supervision and zero accountability. The LP will take extended lunches and numerous breaks at inopportune/inappropriate times throughout the day.

When tired, the LP leaves early even if there is work to be done, claiming the "work can wait 'till Monday."

When awake, the LP masters the art of the 3:45pm-4:10 break period only to leave at 4:20 when the work day clearly ends at 5. Other times, the LP will not show up to work at all often with no prior warning by choosing to 'work from home.'

To the LP, 'working from home' includes oil changes, hair appointments, concerts, moving out and trips to the zoo.
"Dude, I should have pulled an LP and gone to the Green Day concert today"

"Looks like its going to be an LP week!"
by Raphael Rincone July 20, 2008
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1)someone who has a little package
2)Small and puny
3)Pluto (the symbol for pluto is a comboination of the letters L and P)
Dang look at lp go!

Professer: And this, Students, is an example of the characteristics of lp
by Mike J/Jon k January 16, 2007
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LP originated from Africa. As the AP faction crossed the boarder of Algeria in 1952 which started the tribal war of 1952 called "the Core" (le cortis) the battle didn't take long for the AP faction to remove the invaders. As the invaders scattered in late 1952 they sworn for revenge thus established a new orgnization. The last remaining LP resistance now is believed to live in America. The last remaining LP believed to be an Afrikan who is of Irish decent. The location and the size of this organization is still unknown but throughout the midwest in America there are spots where the LP's painted their signals. Many still believe the organization is forming a terrorist organization once again.
The LP's lost the battle of The Core in 1952 Against the AP faction.
by Rob Johnson May 14, 2004
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what hispanics calla glass pipe. in spanish its short for"la Pipa".
by insane March 7, 2004
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i live in lp
by residentsoflapuente October 16, 2008
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short for el producto; a brand of cigars that are often used to make a blunt
get the lp so we can roll a fat one
by Fernando April 26, 2005
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Super sexy Sex-Monster that loves daily random sex all the time.By the way,he likes sex😏
My girlfriend cheated on me.It must be a motherfucking LP!!!
That 'LP' is such a fucking stud
by Menwhohaslotsofsex January 9, 2017
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