Kobe

A legend at basketball. Also very cluch

There is a person on my basketball team who is such a kobe

by Otter demon spawn February 12, 2020

Kobe

when used before throwing literally anything, ups the chances of making it by 24.8% rip kobe

kid in class: *tries to make a paper ball into the task can*
kid in class: *misses*
kid named kyle: "KOBE" *shoots paper ball from across the room*
kid named kyle: "first try."

by Bronny James February 13, 2020

Kobe

The GOAT

Kobe was the greatest of all time meaning he was the GOAT

by For Kobe24 February 19, 2020

Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.

Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart

by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020

Reverse Kobe

An erection that won't go away.

Milton took an extra viagra and battled a reverse kobe all day. That thing just stayed up.

by Evenrude February 24, 2020

Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"

Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!

by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020