by Mikee Man September 16, 2021
by tutyilion February 13, 2017
a stupid dumbass and sometimes a buttfuck. thinks hes better than every won and SHORT! you should trust me and if your freands with this person you will be losing brain cells.
karen"have you met Jonathan" becky "ya hes a spik 409 you know " Jonathan mancha is a person. that should not be liked and should be rejected at all costs
by kingmasonk January 31, 2020
A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.
by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019
a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements
Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!
by aerodymanic March 08, 2022
The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.
I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg February 01, 2022