Lewd Jar

1. A metaphorical or literal container where individuals deposit a pre-determined penalty (usually in the form of money or tokens) each time they say or do something deemed inappropriate or lewd. The purpose of the lewd jar is to encourage self-restraint and promote more respectful behavior within a group or community. The penalties collected can often be used for group activities, charity, or as a humorous way to acknowledge and address lewd behavior.

2. Yamete (pronounced "yah-meh-teh") — The legendary, sole contributor to the lewd jar, whose unparalleled knack for saying and doing the most audaciously lewd things ensures the jar is never empty. Often seen as a mixture of mischievous instigator and reluctant benefactor, Yamete's endless contributions keep the lewd jar’s spirit (and balance) alive. Despite their central role, Yamete is revered for their ability to turn every lewd moment into a humorous learning opportunity, adding a unique flavor to the lewd jar tradition.
"Every time Yamete speaks, the lewd jar fills up faster than a vending machine at a college party!"
by Meagrable August 21, 2024
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elf in a jar

some elf in a jar
elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
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kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
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Jarred Yeah

Jarred….YEAHHHHHH
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Darth Jar Jar Syndrome

Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.

Based off the darth jar jar theory
Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome
by Mishst16 June 20, 2022
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pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.
n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.
by Better than Syriza September 24, 2015
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