tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

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And its only $12.95 if its used

by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009

Six inch barbell curl

Masterbating

Man... I'm so bored that even doing the six inch barbell curl doesn't excite me

by sterlingcooperdraperprice November 10, 2009

Five Inch Adventure

A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt

Sit back and light the five inch adventure

by yannidepp December 5, 2009

power inch

term for a hand movement politicians use when speaking puclicly. The forefinger and thumb are held approximately an inch apart, while the other three fingers are tucked under, into the palm. The hand moves forward in a pointing motion.

Man, that Assemblyman was really giving him the power inch during the debate!

by Kathleen "Dot" November 10, 2008