A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
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A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97
Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

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18 Inches of Venom

A term often used in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 when your about to do a Venom thing idfk
Whos Chaos: I'm gonna give MJ the 18 Inches of Venom because idfk
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Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.
Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”
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Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.
Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”
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inching

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.
Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.
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