herpe hole

Any orifice of the body that is infected with herpes, although usually refers to the genitalia.

Person A: "Um, so can I crash at your place tonight?"
Person B: "What's wrong with yours?"
Person A: "My skank-ass roommate is going to be getting a dick rammed into her herpe hole"

by duchess of bong hits April 24, 2011

Pipe herpes

When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes

Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes

by RagingFist81 April 1, 2017

El herpes

When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.

That bitch gave me el herpes lol

by Sebastian esperöd November 29, 2018

Herpes

Herpes is 1% physical, and 99% psychological. This is because the skin condition itself is mild and only causes several “outbreaks” throughout your lifetime. What is far far worse is the fact the Internet has no consensus on whether or not to tell people you have herpes before sex.
I am honored to tell everyone that I have gone through the pain and suffering required to have a definitive answer on this:
NO!!
NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE HERPES— EVER!!
IT’S FUCKING STUPID!!
THEY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND!!
IT’S NOT “NICE” TO TELL PEOPLE BECAUSE IT SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF THEM FOR DEADASS NO REASON!!

IT DOESN’T MATTER IF IT’S SOMEONE YOU’VE TALKED TO FOR NINE MONTHS , OR IF IT’S A LITERAL WHORE ON THE STREET!! DO. NOT. TELL. THEM!!

STDS ARE LOVE!!
STOP BEING AFRAID OF “ADULT COOTIES” AND START FUCKING!!

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME!!

Anyone to a literally anyone they want to fuck: “I have herpes”
Their response every time: “I will not have sex with you”

by Magherra June 22, 2025