Haniel

supah cool guy, lowkey this is not haniel but hes super cool :3 id be friends with him. he likes stuff and uh totally not boys. kaines a cool dude who can vouch that haniel is cool.
you should be his best friend

i love haniel

by totallynothaniel March 12, 2025

HANCEL

A MAN WHO IS A HANDSOME INCEL

BRIAN : JEREMY IS SUCH A HANCEL
JERMEY: I CANT HELP MOGGING YO GOBLIN ASS

by BALLOWING March 13, 2026

Hanelva

Beautiful and Perfect

Her shoes were so hanelva

by ilobeyoejin August 9, 2025

Hasselhoffing

The act of lying down while consuming food, particularly in a reckless or indulgent manner, inspired by the infamous viral video of David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger while sprawled on the floor.

After a night out I really needed some

tacos. After getting my order I went straight to bed and ended up Hasselhoffing all of the tacos.

by Derpyderp1980 January 11, 2026

james hansen

huge cock

you have a james hansen

by sugarbush9 June 10, 2016

cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.

Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.

by Cheyenne Hansen November 14, 2016

jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.

- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!

by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016