Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022
Get the glitter burgermug. Aw man, I just got this nice new L87 and it’ll probably fail soon after the first oil change because I see forbidden glitter all in the oil!
by EasyVictor May 26, 2025
Get the Forbidden Glittermug. by theglittermethod June 26, 2018
Get the glitter methodmug. This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
Get the Glitter Noodlemug. A person who perceives they have a higher social status than they actually do. This individual feels a constant need to remind those around them of their fictional superiority.
by B-List-Influencer October 8, 2023
Get the Stupid Glitter Cuntmug. Glitter is a beautiful version of sand. They get everywhere, stick to everything, and are soooooooo super hard to clean up. Especially when its in the carpet. Just ask Brandon Farris is you dont believe me.
by Laupunzel July 15, 2022
Get the Glittermug. A word describing effeminately the literal definition of something fantastic, used mostly by the homosexual community.
Person 1: "Oh my GOD! Look at this! Do you think Jessica has seen this purse yet?"
Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."
Person 2: "No, I don't think so, you should buy it and quick because you already know that fat bitch always draggin your style!"
Person 1: "Yaaas bitch you already know cause this bag is glitterally amazing."
by EarlUxbridge July 17, 2015
Get the Glitterallymug.