girlfriend: “babe why aren’t you answering me?”
“babe”
“hello”
“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”
“babe”
“hello”
“what are you doing”
boyfriend: “ yo dumbass started blowing up my phone and made me lose in fortnite”
by youngb0 May 28, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
A game played bY virgins Who love watching PornHub
No but I played fortnite does that count?
No but i plaYED fortnite and fucked a Pussy while watching Porn
by VinceThatGuy April 16, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. Virgin City. Kids who would rather play a video game or watch someone play it and dance instead of getting some pussy
Hey did you hear Ninja is streaming?
No, I do not associate with fortnite I’m going to go pipe my girlfriend
No, I do not associate with fortnite I’m going to go pipe my girlfriend
by Chri$ap October 30, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Basically Minecraft with guns, cancer, camping scumbags, decade long updates and a late game where everyone has a rocket launcher. not recommended for dumbasses who like running straight into gunfire with knives that one shot people ( like COD) oyeah did i meantion that you can find miniguns in toliet bowls
what's the point calling it Fortnite when every fort you builds is going to get raped by rocket launchers?
by D3vilmankey May 12, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by FoRtnutgod69 January 22, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. 1. A free to play game for virgins and poor people. 2. A game that retards would choose over their girl
Girl: Hey babe wanna go out tonight
Retard: Hell nah! I'm busy playing this awesome game called Fortnite
Girl: Well then we're done
Retard: pfft Idfc
Retard: Hell nah! I'm busy playing this awesome game called Fortnite
Girl: Well then we're done
Retard: pfft Idfc
by The Big Zucc June 6, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug.