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Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.
I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!
by anonymous June 16, 2022
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Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex
Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it
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Triple Crown

In the United States, the triple crown of fucking - commonly know as the “Triple Crown”. Is a series of high stakes sex acts, consisting of “the mile high club”, directly into skydiving sex into the ocean, followed by scuba sex.
“Yaaa I asked my old lady to do the triple crown with me, but she doesn’t have her scuba certification yet”
by Bonko June 17, 2022
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Danish Crown

When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.
Yeah mate, total accident, I gave him a sticky Danish Crown
by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022
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