Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022

Lang Ting Close

ledgendary resiidence of real bodmon in camden

Me outside Lang ting close brudda

by I<3BBW April 21, 2024

Close out

bring something to an end.

"Steve tried to close out the conversation"

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

Close Encounter of The 22nd Kind

When an alien spaceship disappears up your behind

“He had a close encounter of the 22nd kind”

“Sounds like a pain in the ass!”

by PaintingofBombs July 28, 2024

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

close-ish

A word Niamh uses when describing her relationship with Mal.

'Kinda sad I didn't get closer to her in primary',
'But we are still close-ish'.

by Wik :) October 04, 2021

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 15, 2023