Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.

by GeosWorld April 23, 2023

single-celled organism

Not a dog

That bacteria is a single-celled organism

by BTRequiem April 28, 2023

Cell

A pill.

I'm on drugs, every single day I pop a cell.

by Cass90 August 20, 2022

Cell

A Roblox all-round developer and former staff member for games with billions of visits.

Cell smells like cheese.

by Celled September 5, 2022

cell membrane

the girlboss of the cell

the cell membrane is the gatekeeper of the cell

by funkyfunkster January 17, 2022

Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022

Cell

The thing that mitochondria is the powerhouse of

"hey guys did you know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021