munch boyfriend

Someone who loves eating pussy, and eats it like they're starving. That's also your boyfriend.

My boyfriends a munch boyfriend, I love him

by Stinkledoob June 3, 2023

homecoming boyfriend

a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.

Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!

Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!

by jeaniejaniejonie October 16, 2013

Skeppy's Boyfriend

Skeppy's Boyfriend is Badboyhalo. You can also make it to skephalo, a ship name between The youtube Skeppy and Badboyhalo

"Is skeppy single"
"no badboyhalo is with him"
"huh"
"Skeppy's boyfriend is Badboyhalo"

by any_askerss July 11, 2021

almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.

jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "

by flirtyship January 7, 2020

granola boyfriend

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020

oblivious boyfriend

A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.

“Wow! Rhett is such an oblivious boyfriend!”

by Hi Trey June 30, 2018

Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship

"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."

by badshirley October 26, 2013