Boner Piss 

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

Boner Piss by djscat March 13, 2013

boner lean 

The name of the awkward action when your erection presses up against the front of your trousers, forcing you to lean forward.

Jane: Hey, are you looking at my tits?
John: N-no, I just...er...
Jake: Aw no man, you got some serious boner lean right there.
*John Straightens up*
John: ...anyone have a tissue?

boner lean by theresnofreenamesonUD March 1, 2008

Boner Smash 

verb/interjection.

A strange, malicious and supremely homo-erotic act perpetrated by teenagers in a certain Cleveland, OH all-boy academy. A boner smash involves one teenager quickly extending a sharp thrusted hand into the erect penis of another while shouting "BONER SMASH!!!!"

This puzzling action has recently come under much scrutiny:

Why would a person be walking around with a visible hard-on at an all boys school?
What would compel one to want to touch, much less mangle, another person's engorged unit?

Boner smashing can be viewed as a more extreme, and more questionable, version of "Nut Tapping," another Cleveland phenomenon.

Many surmise that this action is a strong confirmation of the supreme gayety of all parties involved.

ex. "Hey, there's S-Petro. A boner? NICE!! I'll take care of that!"
*walks over to S-Petro*
"BONER SMASH!!!"
*sharply thrusts outstretched palm into S-Petro's groin, S-Petro doubles over and groans, effete laughter ensues*

Boner Smash by Real Heady Krizlo September 27, 2005

boner in your butt 

greeting/acknowledgement used by members and associates of the 21st street coop.

when you see a motherfucker outside of the house, it is customary to greet them by shouting "boner in your butt!" at them as loud as you can.

this is done best from a moving car or where there are large crowds of people around (at the intersection of guadalupe and 21st for example.)

"Boner in your butt, Dave!"

"Boner in your butt, Brett!"

"Boner in your butt, Officer"

boner in your butt by A. Motherfucker October 14, 2010

Boner Suds 

After getting a blowjob, when the male or female gives you a handjob and the saliva starts to get bubles on your boner.

Damn look at those Boner Suds

Boner Suds by rikichiki April 11, 2009

boner breaker

1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.

1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!

1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!

2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.

boner breaker by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011

Boner Tears 

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

Boner Tears by legitmidget03 December 1, 2014