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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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Lincolns birthday

His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year
On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!
by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020
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Birthday Overdose

A REALLY old person. Someone who has outlived the enjoyment in their lives.
Look at this wrinkley old broad. How is she managing to stay alive? Poor lady is suffering a birthday overdose over here..
by Kungfu Panda Express September 24, 2019
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Birthday feast

When the homies all buy you food for your birthday
Yo miguel got a birthday feast from kevin and the rest of the homies
by SLATT30555 November 28, 2019
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karina's birthday

say happy birthday to karina and you will get a free cookie! :)
July 17 - karina's birthday
by kokoooo_nana July 16, 2021
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birthday taco

1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about

2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)

3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday
1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.

2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.

3. so where is my birthday taco?
by nowunyouno May 21, 2011
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Angelina’s birthday

A national birthday for all Angelina’s born on 12-5-2001
Are you celebrating Angelina’s birthday
by Bobcart April 23, 2022
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