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joe

joe mamaaaa loollll
person 1 : hey do you know joe ?
person 2 : joe ??
person 1 : JOE MAMA LOLLLLL
person 2 : * commits a war crime *
by jynx your out March 28, 2021
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Pussy joe

A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.
"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."
by LowBitrateSeizure September 29, 2023
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joe

Mike: yo joe how’s the load goin
Joe: load cok nice
by beatman1472 November 24, 2021
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Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.
“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”
by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021
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joe

wh** Joe?
by positive.cate October 17, 2019
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Joe-tato

A geriatric male who's lost all ability to speak coherently.
That dude just changed the subject in the middle of a sentence. He's a real Joe-tato
by Problematic AF December 14, 2023
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Joe Cruz

What is there to say that can’t already be said…? He is his mother’s favorite child but still tips his hat to his siblings. Absolutely knows you’re down with DTF so he makes reservations at “Din Tai Fung.” He once met the Dos Equis guy and bought him a Corona. As a +1, he’ll make you look like a Nobel Peace Prize winner and only clothes himself with finest of material; “Boyfriend Material.” Holds doors and still picks up checks. He can catch a lot of flies with honey but, catches more homies by being fly. The exact guy your friends say isn’t right for you because they can’t manage their own relationships. Joe wants “Love,” like the one from “You.”
Two birds were having a conversation whilst flying outside of a window and saw Joe Cruz. One bird said to the other “Look at Joe Cruz. He’s so us…”
by joecrvz November 24, 2021
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