guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Guy 10

Nobody will ever remember him.
He's only a shadow of his peers.

Guy 1: Hey, whats up bro?
Guy 2: Nothing much, how about you?
Guy 3: hey guys.. can you ask me about how I'm doing?
Guy 4: Stop acting like you're non-existent to everyone.. think about how I feel.
Guy 5: Like you could ever talk?! Do you see how I am.
Guy 4: Shut the fuck up 5! Nobody cares about you
Guy 6: Stop fighting.. you don't know what real loneliness is
Guy 7: You don't either! You haven't seen a single thing.
Guy 8: Ha.. amateurs

Guy 9: 8, you're talking about yourself right?

Guy 10:

by kytasphobic July 27, 2024

A guy singing in a fake English accent!

What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day

Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020

Shy the guy

A guy wiv a big ass 4head

My son has the shy the guy

O shit

by fat cunt man 69420 April 10, 2021

Good guy

A good guy is a nerdy guy that turns into a hot sexy badguy in a tik tok video.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that vidoe of Jacob becoming sexy and cool on tik tok?
Guy 2: Yeah! he's so cool now, what happened he was such a good guy before!

by 7ven11ven October 10, 2018