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Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.
Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.
by SurfingChef March 12, 2010
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Friend Stalk

To stalk a friends friend on a socail network to see who else the friend is connecting with or knows, to get info or the down low on that person.
Mike- hey what do you know about Megan, like who is she friends with so i can the downlow on her?
Madison-I dont know, how about friend stalk her?
by nevershoutneverlove325 January 10, 2011
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deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.
Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?
by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011
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friend-cestor

Pronounced as "friend-cess-ter", like an ancestor, a friend-cestor is a friend of a friend of a friend ...
Yeah, I scored these tickets from a friend-cestor.
by jllangston January 26, 2011
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Once-A-Season Friend

an acquaintance whom you see only about four times a year, typically every three calendar months, even though you generally get along jovially. The lack of more frequent camaraderie can be due to geographic distance, a lack of deeper connection, or as is most often the case - the passage of time in what was once a closer friendship
Yea, I was going to hit the bar with my buddy this Friday. I haven't seen him in months! He's more of a once-a-season friend.
by doolsandtrims December 4, 2010
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Thats my new slogan!

Kelly: I'm going to plaster it like a campaign sign all over my ride. Then get a pair of shorts and logo that on it.

Seeing men are all about the T&A these days, well we all know they have naturally been that way since the dawn of time, on the left breast It will be written, Friends Don't Let Friends, then the "Right" Breast say, Hate And Die!

Or, You could just plaster it all over on of you S-T modles! either way it's what should be real, but alas falls short these days. Like the MADD for Mothers Against Drunk Driving!
That's right! "REAL FRIENDS":

Definition 1:

"Friends Don't Let Friends Hate And Die!"

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"Friends" moment

1) When something completely ridiculous happens in real life that was actually a part of an episode of "Friends"

2) Forcing a conversation so as to quote a line from the the show "Friends"
Eric: We're not going to get this couch up the stairs unless we cut it in half.
Dean: We might as well, then this "Friends" moment will be complete.

Steve: Are you sure you know where we're going?
Paul: Are you sure you know how to dress yourself?
Steve: What?
Paul: Or something else that's mean about you.
Steve: That was the worst "Friends" moment ever.
by Uncle Richard June 27, 2010
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