Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

the top of my back itches

Your slightly horny

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...

by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016

scabby back

A person with a back that looks like you’ve been dragged along the road for days

Look over there Ernie it’s scabby back

by Harrison wilkinson April 23, 2018

It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

by randombeans June 11, 2022

run that back

run that back, (rewind sound effect) because that joke was horrible niqqa open your mouth, (fart sound effect) when you speak to me speak with your chin up like its picture day (camera shutter sounds) bitch ass boy and i fuck your mom long dick style (bowowow sound effect)
A reference to a video that got popular on multiple media platforms not too long ago. The video is of a discord voice chat call, with two individuals participating in "discord packing." For people that have never heard of it, it is essentially a hellish roasting match for the entertainment of participants and the audience. The quote is said by a known packer named Marski.

-yo granny did a backflip off a taco stand and fractured her earlobes nasty ass niqqa
-run that back, stupid ass boy you ugly as shit ima get to packin yo ass

by shades. February 16, 2022

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

Bag back

Simply means to back up.

Hold on while I bag back into this spot.

Hey playboy bag back right quick I need to get by you.

by Zen Tiger May 23, 2024