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North Side Kings

A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!
Danny Marinara : we’re hungry , Glenn we’ve been out here 8 hours! There’s 3 other bands!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!

North side kings still undefeated!!
by Danny Marinara(like the sauce) September 20, 2022
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The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020
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king kong

to shit on top of a toilet while both feet are positioned on the side walls like king kong
" I didn't want anyone to see my feet so, I king konged that toilet bro"!
by TOMBOMCFAREN June 23, 2015
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king predator

A character from the famous movie alien vs predator except that this one is a king and his hair is all fucked up and his hair looks like a mop and has fried chicken legs.
That charles makes an excellent king predator.
by King predator March 30, 2017
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Glorious King

A phrase, often expressed as a compound word, that is used to convey intense admiration, often times to the point of obsession, of another person. This term is often used by a person generally described disparagingly as a "simp", "meat rider", etc.
Girl: Ohhh mahh gawddd my glorious king Drake got the biggest d%*#!

Guy: Girl tf is wrong with you??? Get your mind right...
by DaKine1 March 19, 2024
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King Ape

Found in Warrnambool the King Ape is a rare species that survive by catching Salmon the swim upstream during winter.
King Ape goes by the name of Bretty B
by GorgeousBrad August 30, 2006
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Vorteke King

Adam is the Vorteke King followed by Lachie
by bob's your uncle hahahaha July 19, 2021
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