by Jackaustin222 November 11, 2020
To do one of the following things while drinking:
1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down
1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down
"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."
"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."
"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."
"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."
"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."
by Jingles15 July 07, 2013
by Ollieverrr November 24, 2020
A Sloppy Joe where you have your friend cum inside the sandwich. This is because just like in New Jersey, you can't pump your own gas.
"Dude my friend hooked me up with a New Jersey Sloppy Joe, and I didn't need any protein supplements today!"
by Sevadonn March 09, 2019
Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".
Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close
by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016
Coolest niggas out there on god don't fuck with us fr fr we on top higher than everyone else fuck around and find out soph and joe da best!! 💪🏼💪🏼🔫🔫
by Sophj_ February 27, 2024
Joe and Sophia are the coolest peeps out there. They’re just the funniest people ever and they never fail to make anyone laugh especially each other. If you see a joe and sophia you better bow down to them and get their autograph because they are simply the best duo out there!!
“Holy shit is that sophia and joe?! They’re the coolest mfs out there!! Let’s get their autograph!!”
by Sophj_ February 28, 2024