Warren John Sparkle

That poor pigeon that the teacher tossed in the bin like it was nothing. R.I.P you will be missed by many (meaning me and my bestie).

Eggy: I'm gonna climb in and fish Warren John Sparkle out the bin

Peggy: I'll give you a boost and then I'll meet you in there.

by Rando0912 April 17, 2021

John’s boy Pizza

The greatest fucking pizza place on the planet located in Glen Rock, New Jersey

Moe: What’s better than sex?
Axel: John’s Boy Pizza
Fuck yea

by SamWhich87 June 28, 2025

John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

John

A name.

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"

by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

Flap John

A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.

They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!

by Rooby Pots December 10, 2013

John Chaplin

A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell

Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!

by ballsack_toucher69420 April 15, 2022

John

A simp

Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon

by Peter Stewart griffin June 1, 2020