When you bring your lap top into the bathroom with you as you take a gallient poop. You wipe it and type it!
I have to take a giant dump but really need to post a new status about my cat...I will just Wipe n' Type!
by P Squiggle July 16, 2011

When you drive to a state where weed's illegal (being high while doing so is an option), bring some whole buds of weed you bought from a dude named Bud Wetter. Then crush said weed buds against the dash of your 96 Ford F150 to smoke as quickly as possible in public for that extra adrenaline laced high.
Hey dude, how'd you get arrested this time?.
I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.
I still had bits of weed bud imbedded in my dash from my previous hash n a dash. Problem was the heat in georgias so great that my dash alone got me more baked then the sun did.
by TheMilkMayn January 20, 2020

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by yoshisays April 1, 2021

Emil is a pale young boy who smokes aloooot of weed in his free time. He love music so much that he even makes his own beats. Emil is very bad with girls and he doesn't know how to talk to them. Emil can be fucking retarded somtimes.
Friend: Hey Emil
Emil N: Yes!
Friend: Want to smoke some weed?
Emil N: I've already smoked 12 joints today, but sure
Emil N: Yes!
Friend: Want to smoke some weed?
Emil N: I've already smoked 12 joints today, but sure
by Donut20001 November 23, 2021
