Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

Fry's Dog moment

A reference to a single episode of of the animated Matt Groening show, Futurama. The episode in question has a decidedly heart breaking and emotional ending that comes from nowhere. The term refers to getting caught off guard by an unexpectedly sad event that you didn't see coming.

I was talking to Sandy the other day on our date, and she was just kind of chattering on, but then she started talking about her Dad dying of Cancer. It got to me man, total Fry's Dog moment.

by Gueop June 21, 2011

Same Dog Washed

Two alternatives meaning the same thing.

Daz: I cant decide if I should wear my Pink Floyd or Dire Straits T-Shirt this Friday night.

Shaz: You'll look a cunt either way mate, "same dog washed".

by shazthered May 30, 2018

noodle weenie dogs

what your ma is cooking tonight for you and your boys (giovanni, tony, mario, romeo)

"She's cooking the favorite: noodle weenie dogs"

by yourmomjoe December 27, 2019

N-Space Dog

A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.

I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?

by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011

Dog Face Wasted

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.

'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'

by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011

Cap Your Dog

a) A saying to call someone out on their lying ways

- What is said to someone who is lying
b)To put a cap on your dog

Person 1: "Dude I got with these two absolute BADDIES last night"
Person 2: "Cap your dog"

by peebs4lyfe January 11, 2023