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Femme´d

Femme´d is derived from the word punk´d and means that a man is owned and dominated by a women
John got fired by a female manager and his wife just left him for a stranger.

John just got Femme´d!
by Bram Speelman July 11, 2011
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Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!

The humorous knighted-Scottish-actor impersonation that you eye-twinkingly utilize to address your companion(s) when letting them into a building of some kind where the "regular" entrance had been either locked, jammed, or obstructed with objects/debris on the inside, and so you have "gone around" and slipped into said edifice from an alternate door or other opening that you know about from previous visits here, wormed your way forward through the interior of the structure till you eventually reached the front access-point again, cleared away any blockage from the doorway-area, and then finagled/wrestled said door open for easier and less-obtrusive entry by your accompanying humans; this saves their all having to tiringly make extra steps all the way over to the side-entrance, slither through narrow doorways, clamber over obstructions, unnecessarily disturb other present occupants of said building, etc..
Years ago before we had a telephone of our own, my sister and I would occasionally go to make calls at the office of a fellow-low-income-neighbor's service-garage. The only problem was that the shop's French-window-style front door had a broken/loose latch-mechanism, and thus the door was often very balky about opening up from the outside. So to save my slight-figured and not-very-steady-on-her-extra-small-feet sister's having to wobblingly struggle her way into the office by an alternate route, I would merely leave her standing at the front door of the garage while I performed a classic "Welcome to The R-d-d-d-ock!" maneuver --- I'd hurriedly scuttle around back, quietly sidle in at the mechanics'-access door, unobtrusively pick my way through the service-bays where the guys were working and on into the office's rear entrance, forcibly fumble and jiggle the wobbly latch-mechanism to coax the front door into performing its "open sesame" routine, and then smilingly usher my still-patiently-waiting sister inside the office and over to the old swivel-chair by the desk where the phone was.
by QuacksO May 22, 2019
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Big D

In my eyes only there’s some photos of Big D”
by Kino.Oshi December 3, 2022
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F. R. I. E. N. D. S

The meaning for F. R. I. E. N. D. S is Future Relationship In End Never Dout Sidehoes (used for as a way to call your friends a sneaky link
They are just (F. R. I. E. N. D. S)
by F. R. I. E. N. D. S April 11, 2023
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D-Man

Usually referenced when talking about a sexual partner. The D-Man is a woman’s “plug” when it comes to free sex. The D-Man is known for his large member and great intelect
“Yo? If you wanna get fucked up, I’ll call up my D-Man, he can do anything you need and give you sex
by Rachel_Tyson February 28, 2021
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d-cb

getting cock blocked by a girls dyke friend because she is in love with her
I was totally in but then I got D-cb'ed by that dykey looking girl
by ShawnMarionsBBD February 12, 2008
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D Xion

A player of runescape who is known mainly for his pking skills and hunting skills. The name is derived from two parts. The first part being just the initial D which, in full, the name means a formidable foe to normal people. The second part Xion means Godlike, inhuman, superior. A definate player to be reckoned with.
D Xion is a Hunter, pker extrodinaire.
by Iamthe1 December 25, 2007
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