I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.

Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.

by honkofthehank November 29, 2012

National go homo day

It's on April 25th and its when you have to turn completely gay for a day if ur already gay then go strait U HAVE TO SUCK COCK

Aye what day is it? National go homo day. SUCK ME OFF NOW

by Fuck a rat May 25, 2018

Duck Under Go Behind

A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.

She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!

by EdgeMyLiving May 20, 2018

Going full John Oliver

A wide scale malicious compliance protest

Several reddit subs have been going full John Oliver to protest unpopular site changes.

by winter_storm June 21, 2023

Going to see Danny Elfman

A euphemism for going to use the bathroom to take a poo.

Hey guys, I'll be right back. I'm going to see Danny Elfman.

by darth rocco July 27, 2010

Going to get our scripts

The sublte definition to "going to bang eachother back at my house, and not come back for rehearsal anyway."

Actor: "Hey, I might be late for rehearsal. My girlfriend I are going to get our scripts."
Unsuspecting Director: "Okay. :D"

by Carolioliol January 21, 2009

it's dangerous to go alone. take this.

From a popular video game, Legend of Mario, where Eren and Ash Ketchum goes to a park and uses the force against Dr Robotnic/Eggman and kills them with the Splash attack (using a Magicarp) which deals over 9000 damage, while Claude and Alois run around with a pink fluffy unicorn while dancing on a poop emoji.

Old Creepy Man: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Person: im 2 pro 4 dat liek im so sueper at thes game. i dont think i ned youre game bitchhhh im so pro

by A guy who submitted a word November 17, 2015