After a great marching performance by the band, the band director says, “ Wow, you guys sound great!” Then, I wake up from my dream
by spectre729 July 29, 2019

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.
Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Duhhh the labubu guy is joe bartolozzi!
The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!
But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as
I've been in the hills and Joe is dead
is it funny?
fuck yeah?
The labubu guy!!!! Yoo whooo!! it a labubu!!!!
But real talk, the Labubu guy is a tiktoker, who sounds like Joe bartolozzi but actually isn't, you've seen him around. if you know Joe than you know who this guy is
this trend is used to rage bait Joe bartolozzi it follows the same trend as
I've been in the hills and Joe is dead
is it funny?
fuck yeah?
it the labubu guy chats!
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa
hey guys!! you've been in the hills fucking dudes?
67 67 67 67???? ahhahahaa
by Zalo_r September 18, 2025

by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023

Thigh guy: Look at Rebecca's thick ass thighs!!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!
Ass guy: Nah, that's not the best part! I could use her ass as a fucking pillow!
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023

by a person ok? October 29, 2021

OMG pinky not so bi guy (PNSBG) was wearing sailor shoes with rolled up jeans? Are we sure he's not just a regular pinky bi guy?
by supersnazzysnacks August 6, 2018
