A VH1 Guy (or Girl) is one of those "famous" people from that network's list/retrospective shows whose name and face you never remember. Examples include Hal Sparks, Sherrod Small, Scott Ian, Alison Becker and the Sklar Brothers.
These Z-listers are most often comedians, but run the gamut of actors/actresses, athletes, musicians, reality show contestants and entertainment writers. Sometimes they are even part of the subject matter of the show itself.
These Z-listers are most often comedians, but run the gamut of actors/actresses, athletes, musicians, reality show contestants and entertainment writers. Sometimes they are even part of the subject matter of the show itself.
"Yo, there's a... *squints* Jake... Fogelnest stand-up special in my Netflix recs. Who the hell is that?"
"Oh, he's a classic VH1 Guy. He was on that Greatest Hard Rock Songs show and talked about how 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour was the 69th-greatest HARD ROCK song ever for 5 seconds."
"Yeah, hard pass." *switches over to Rachel Quaintance podcast*
"Oh, he's a classic VH1 Guy. He was on that Greatest Hard Rock Songs show and talked about how 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour was the 69th-greatest HARD ROCK song ever for 5 seconds."
"Yeah, hard pass." *switches over to Rachel Quaintance podcast*
by send_me_dikdik_pics April 15, 2023

This is your free pass to say no to a guy asking for nudes if he has a mullet. If he has a mullet he doesn’t deserve to get nudes.
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by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019

Guy with huge triceps that drives around on a 4x4 and picks up girls er day er night. Hide yo misses hide yo wives!
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