salt the rocks

when you does the reach around at her grandparents funeral and her dad gives you a little wink

Yo i know it was a weird first date but did she salt the rocks?

by EPOCHWinery February 13, 2021

Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

rock bouncer

Going off roading over rocks with a fist sized dildo in your ass giving you a bouncing motion

Joe was having a lonely night after welding so he decided to do a rock bouncer to entain himself

by Whiskey throttle December 25, 2016

rock the minivan

To have sex with someone, usually your mom.

"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ

I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.

by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022

Rock Star

Some one who goes to Ozzfest and other concerts and hangs out in the parking lot with his lesbian wife. She runs around the parking lot looking for other lesbian women for her and the rock star to have an orgy with in their tent while the concert is playing. When allis said and done he is the lone ranger in a pussy and boob fest.

Look at all those Lesbians lining up. That guys a rock star.

by Mr. Homophobia June 28, 2023

un-rocked

An adjective used to describe something that does not "rock;" something that isn't cool; the opposite of something that "rocks". This term can be used as a replacement for "sucks".

This term was first coined by Akari Najaro in a recent IM conversation.

EX 1: "That rock band so totally un-rocked tonight."

EX 2: "My life really un-rocks right now!"

by Jodie Reid September 1, 2009

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 20, 2016