Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Mr. Cap

When someone is being a liar or is cappin.

It’s the opposite to no cap. That person usually is very lost.

Bro 1: Bro we gonna hang tonite?
Bro 2: Bro, of course bro

2 hours later:

Bro1: when are we gonna meet?

Bro2: Brooo... sorry i‘m with my girl tonight.

Bro1: Wow... such a Mr. Cap

by aveey April 24, 2020

The Mr. Awful

Named for West Virginia rapper Mr. Awful, referring to the act of sex in a windbreaker.

“She got so wet that I pulled a Mr. Awful.”

“I hear she’s a squirter; you might go with the Mr. Awful.”

by Mawthman April 28, 2020

Mr. Awful

A vile and disgusting rapper whose lyrics are focused only on sex and drugs.

“He can sing about ass all he wants but he’s no Mr. Awful.”

“Ew, don’t say ‘pussy’. Who do you think you are, Mr. Awful?”

by Mawthman April 28, 2020

Mr laazis

Mr laazis is a stage name of a musical artist

where is mr laazis from?

by Ujugusma April 29, 2020

mr gamer

The best of them all. The one and only. The lord and saviour

Mr Gamer bans himself. The end

by Mr Gamer#8573 April 29, 2020

Mr Shannon

This is the Head teacher of Great sankey high. He goes by many names like "Shannon the cannon" and "Shan dog" he is a mega nonce and has a gang of teachers who wear orang hi-visual vests

(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
Written by yazali599

Here comes Mr Shannon the dirty pig

by fghfhcccccccccccgfghvbjkl May 4, 2020