Mom

My mom ate my burrito

Hey Chris my MOM ate my burrito

by Helloworldimrick February 16, 2019

Your mom

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by IdiotDobe September 16, 2018

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018

ur mom gay

ur mom gay

Hey dad, ur mom gay!

by Gojjan September 25, 2018

Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.

"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018

your mom have the big gay

1. A more retarded way to say "your mom is gay"

Friend 1: your mom have the big gay
Friend 2: no u

by 12 year old btw March 22, 2018

Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool

by Dyzzi5 May 14, 2018