The Johnned (verb) – When someone hypes up an event for weeks, swearing they’ll be there, only to ghost completely on the day of, ignoring all calls, texts, and attempts to reach them. No explanation, no warning—just pure, unfiltered disappearance.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Origins:
Named after John, the undisputed king of commitment without follow-through.
Example:
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
“Damn, I just got Johnned again—he was all in for our ski trip, and now he’s MIA.”
Alternate Usage:
“I swear he said he was coming… bro straight-up Johnned us.”
by TheGovernor77 February 28, 2025
Get the Johnnedmug. by guergbcwsudjrvbgfe wa February 1, 2023
Get the John Johnmug. The John Keane is notorious for its happening at snow globe the really shitty dungeon under green house.
by KAMI BISHOP March 14, 2024
Get the The John Keanemug. The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece in someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a John Holetrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like John Coletrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
A guy on the street offered me a John Holetrane but all he had was pvc pipe. I respectfully declined, sure that he wasn't the butthole virtuoso he was claiming to be.
by Tex Tile September 17, 2016
Get the john holetranemug. He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.
by xd_kuraLitsa November 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. John does not take care of himself but rather takes care of others. Does not check himself at all both friends and people first and last.
John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.
John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.
John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.
John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
John can be a compassionate towards others, and always try to help the best he could. He stands firm in what he believes in but open minded to other opinions, and secretly observant.
John only does what he needs to do, and what he wants to do, but willing to get out of their way to help others and covers his discomfort with sarcasm as to not offend or hurt others.
John is never honest about himself, he hates it but it helps him along his days. He doesn't like to show raw emotions, only opens up to very certain people that he absolutely trust. He has his grudges, but doesn't let it control his actions, even if it hurts himself because he value the happiness of others rather than himself.
John is a lonely and a hopeless romantic but never show it, he wishes that he was with someone special, and has hurt himself in his attempts to do so, and is now scarred from it, and gave his world a bleak view but he still hope to find that someone he can care, protect, hug, kiss, make love, and make happy in his life.
by Guljeon November 13, 2023
Get the Johnmug. by Cee$ March 31, 2024
Get the John serechiamug.