Johned

When a “friend” ignores your messages either on purpose or just ignorance.

by Dangetjohn June 07, 2022

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When a “friend” ignores your messages.

Asked mike to go get a drink but instead i got johned.

by Dangetjohn June 06, 2022

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To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.

Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.

by Monica Marcone April 06, 2017

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The Immaculate Penis of John

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

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A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones

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“thou shall not dirty dance in da streets”

my dance friends were reciting the bible verse john smith 3:15 to me yesterday

by Johnny Smith 315 October 02, 2019

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Oh... it's John Semple walking into the nursery again...

by 4832 August 30, 2018

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