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John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
by ForV June 7, 2021
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John Membu

A Tailor which believes to be a fashion guru but really is a disaster in the eyes of its customers.
OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
by Magic 456 November 15, 2022
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John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)
by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone
Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024
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John Serna

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.
"Who is John Serna? Do you know what that is?"
by MrWaltenson June 7, 2022
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