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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Wave's Submarine - 2-Octave Subharmonic Generator Plugin wave'S

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Wave's Submarine - 2-Octave Subharmonic Generator Plugin wave'S
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Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era
Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help
by IntergalactalEnergy May 22, 2023
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2-by-4

yo checkout my 2-by-4 acrobatics.
my 2-by-4 team lost
by Kwabena Ananse October 28, 2020
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2 bobs

eow bro har du to smøger til min 2 bobs
by badderbrian August 26, 2021
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c-2

c-2 stole my g r a n o l a b a r .
by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 27, 2021
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C + 2

C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)
C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021
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