Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop.
Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.
Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?
Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE
Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.
Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?
Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE
by Aussiestereotypes April 7, 2020

(Sentence if said by Canadian)
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!
by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

by Puppies for life May 18, 2021

by Ameen101 December 17, 2019

The act of taking a dump and either before, during, or after, you whip out the johnson and get to beating, Wiping is optional during this act.
*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.
*Warning* Do not slouch on the toilet seat when engaging in a poop nut, as it will leave skid marks on the front of the toilet seat.
by Bootylickinboi September 19, 2023

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.
“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
Jane questions, “what’s going on?”
Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”
“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”
by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Being tired, and frustrated
by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017
