Cat

devils pet

Zac: I got a cat yesterday.
George: Oh a devils pet?

by Definitely not that guy16 November 21, 2019

Council of Cats

A highly secretive and judgmental assembly of cats, typically observed when multiple felines gather in a circle, triangle, or vaguely cult-like formation. Believed to be convening to make important decisions about the fate of humanity, the distribution of treats, or whether you’re worthy of being kneaded.

• “I walked into the living room and all three of my cats were sitting in a triangle, staring at me like I interrupted something. I think I found the Council of Cats.”
• “Don’t look directly at the Council of Cats unless you’re ready to be judged.”
• “My cat invited the neighbor’s cats over and now they’re all staring at the wall. The Council is in session.”

by TheRoseThorn August 7, 2025

Kevin The Cat Bitch

Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.

Who’s that weirdo? Oh, just kevin the cat bitch

by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019

Cat Fight

Real cats wearing tiny boxing gloves

Man, they're being animals in that CAT FIGHT, more of an animal than normal

by Harold's Nuggets June 17, 2022

Cat

A loaf of pure joy for the human eyes and world to see. If you see a cat, never reject it. It will hunt you down. Make sure to pet it on the head when you see one

"Look at that cute cat"
"Aww can I pet your cat"

by Catkittycatcat April 22, 2024

Nigga cat

He will catch you outside and beat you until you nut in his oblong face and screams POGGGGGGGGG

Nigga cat: jumps you in the dark and beats you down

by Nigga pog April 30, 2020

cut the cat

Female masturbation

"I've been so horny during quarantine, all I do is cut the cat all day."

by RayaLoe May 15, 2020