Hamilman act 2

Threatening to do something bad to someone like Hamilman did to his wife in act 2

Person 1: Don't make me go Hamilman act 2 on you
Person 2: Neverrrrrr
Person 3: Unless I Do it first.

Don't make me go Hamilman Act 2 on you...

by peanutbutterrat_777 February 11, 2021

Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2

Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

Generation 2

Generation 2 is a generation of humans that will be capable of extending the human life beyond the classical length of 80-100 years. The first ones may be Generation X due to Generation Y giving hella Gen Xers an accurate strategy to do it because of being less “active” but still “intelligent” (Gen X may not complete it because they already finished what they expected to finish, and it may take a serious chink of change to get it all done to a level of which keeps the current human alive throughout the next hundreds/thousands of years.

Generation 1: dude, you are the last hope for humanity, take this. *gives plans for allowing humans to live hella longer*
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*

200 years later

Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time

by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023

B-2 Bomber

A stolen alien spacecraft the government keeps telling you is a bomber plane.

Me: those B-2 bombers look dope! Must of taken the engineers a lot of time to design it!
Conspiracy theorist: They didn't design it. The aliens did.

by jotaro123456 November 16, 2020

November 2

If your born on November the 2nd then your probably a scorpio your a funny, intelligent and also a independent person whose good at math if you may like to say . Your a person who hides their feeling from the outside of them

“Hey! i’m born on the november the 2nd” “Oh nice” November 2nd

by Nickiimanaj November 24, 2021

kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.

A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.

by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020

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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024