Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

Double win

To describe a win-win situation.

I pissed in her mouth, and she spit it back in mine; double win!

by AidrankAileen January 29, 2022

I Win

The game Called I win in which you name the game randomly for any situation (mostly in arguments)
you Win by Saying I win

I win The game is called I win so I win

by Demonic_Master February 16, 2022

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Epic Win

You can achieve an Epic Win by "scoring" a.k.a hooking up with another individual, followed immediately by committing suicide.

Bobby lost his soccer game today, but he still had an Epic Win!

by BottomGee September 23, 2023

gents'win

A gents win is hard to define -- it can be when a sports team ends the game in a tie after the team was in the lead, or if the team was trailing by a lot before coming back to end the game in a tie -- or it can even be when the team just wins the game in a gentian fashion.

"Oh, that was a such a gents'win" ... "did you win then?" ... "no"

by johnnyq2023 January 2, 2024

gents'win

A gents win is hard to define -- it can be when a sports team ends the game in a tie after the team was in the lead, or if the team was trailing by a lot before coming back to end the game in a tie -- or it can even be when the team just wins the game in a gentian fashion.

"Oh, that was a such a gents'win" ... "did you win then?" ... "no"

by johnnyq2023 January 2, 2024