First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.

Her first lobster left me raw

by lionbolo May 11, 2014

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

First man

Sails on a boat of some description for free if it’s not one it’s the other used to be his favvas now it’s any woman that will gamble on him

He’s living for free with someone he’s a first man of that ship RT

by Allyq12 January 11, 2020

First Class

The nicest place on an airplane.

A song made by Jack Harlow.

I ride in first class. - a very wise man

Yo my man, have you listened to First Class by Jack Harlow yet? - Xander

by taxitaco January 2, 2023

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019