Person 1: Wow the act of breathing is so simple that it's practically automatic
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
Person 2: David still managed to fuck it up and suffocated
by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
Get the Davidmug. he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019
Get the davidmug. An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug.